ricksantorummpreg: space-batman: shinjispenis: reapershadcat: scaryfemale: sassy-gay-otps: itgetsdarkinhere: kittens-and-nicotine: mareeping: yandereblack: violentstart: [  .. i have the power of starting violence. orz  ] [ … OH GOD LOL.  LIKE I’M NOT YANDERU ENOUGH AS IT IS … ] I HAVE MAREEP POWERS YES YES uh the power of drugged kittens, maybe? i have the power to occasionally turn off the lights. i’m a human deluminator… great… The power to make gay otps sassy  The power to make sassy gay otps canon The power to love girls?? the power of FEAR I’ll reap your SOULS meow Oh great just fucking wonderful my powers are sex and my superhero name is Shinji’s penis oh wow I have the power of MONEY and space travel sweet rick santorum mpreg powers idk Invisibility?

ricksantorummpreg:

space-batman:

shinjispenis:

reapershadcat:

scaryfemale:

sassy-gay-otps:

itgetsdarkinhere:

kittens-and-nicotine:

mareeping:

yandereblack:

violentstart:

[  .. i have the power of starting violence. orz  ]

[ … OH GOD LOL.  LIKE I’M NOT YANDERU ENOUGH AS IT IS … ]

I HAVE MAREEP POWERS YES

YES

uh

the power of drugged kittens, maybe?

i have the power to occasionally turn off the lights. i’m a human deluminator… great…

The power to make gay otps sassy 

The power to make sassy gay otps canon

The power to love girls??

the power of

FEAR

I’ll reap your SOULS

meow

Oh great

just fucking wonderful

my powers are sex

and my superhero name is Shinji’s penis

oh wow

I have the power of MONEY

and space travel

sweet

rick santorum mpreg powers idk

Invisibility?

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1 year ago
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Tagged: that'd be cool, I like that power, I could sneak into cinemas, and stalk attractive people, .
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