Welcome to the blog of that derp known as Lurker. I’m a shy, awkward, perverted and melodramatic special snowflake who will probably only use this blog to reblog shit and talk to the awesome people of tumblr. I live in Australia and I plan to study history in university in a few years, if I ever decide to stop procrastinating. Shout out to StayFocusd for helping me battle that habit of mine.
Warning: Blog may contain spoilers, sexual themes, images depicting violence, controversial topics, strong language, personified countries, bad jokes and food allergy wangst.