The last time I talked about my job delivering pizzas, I went over some unique individuals that left a lasting impression.
This time however, I’d like to go over some classic archetypes I’ve encountered that all you other delivery kids in the biz are probably familiar with. These are people and places I’ve delivered to that seem to fall into a recurring category and over time have been subconsciously cataloged.
They usually only hit one of the marks, but you can get stacking bonus points if they fall into multiple categories! Most of them I’ve tried to keep specific to pizza delivery, but if you work retail you can probably spot a few crossovers.
Anyhoo, here are some repeat offenders that you will probably encounter if you’re a pizza delivery driver like me:
did i just fail my psych assignment or
this makes me uncomfortable.
jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them
I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale??
It makes sense to me
there is a ridiculous amount of shit we have to remember for psychology holy shit