the-jackals:

gravedust:

I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch

What the ungodly fuck

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how the fuck have I not eaten blueberries until today this shit’s the most mild-tasting, enjoyable fruit ever

lighten the fuck up.
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tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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videohall:

The best pranks don’t scare or annoy, they make the victim question their own sanity.

> I would doubt my sanity too after seeing a photo pop out of a polaroid fully developed.

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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

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poor person: help i need money
rich person: why dont you sell your computer
poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before

homuratrash:

when friends r over

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when they leave

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hotdamnsebastianstan:

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

A guy just walked into this lecture in shorts, a winter coat and a beanie. If that doesn’t sum up the Australian experience of spring, I don’t know what does.

a dude walked past my bus stop wearing a hoodie and beanie and a pair of floral boardshorts and doc martens i love this season

i saw a woman on the train this morning who was wearing very short shorts, a singlet and thongs but she had a thick winter coat over the top. she ended up pushing her sleeves up as well.

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