tecchen:

that’s gross don’t do that

(via jambandit)

Gandalf: You stand here in the presence of one of the few in Middle-earth who can read that map. Show it to Lord Elrond.

Thorin:

becausebirds:

dapperfucker:

chickens are jerks

Wait for it…

(via qworuu)

mistercolorgrey:

mnrva:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

!!!!!!!

I used to work with a Three Banded Armadillo like this one, his name was Roller (so creative, I know)

(via helloolunaa)

ugh I’m getting my subject outlines now

logicsomething:

the thing that astounds me the most about people who won’t vaccinate their children against measles in case it gives them autism is how many parents would rather have a dead child than a potentially autistic one

(via kiss-my-aspergers)

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via venrah)

pissyeti:

This chainmail company punned me so hard today

pissyeti:

This chainmail company punned me so hard today

(via venrah)

kateri-kenway:

Ezio stopped right in front of the screen against an invisible wall & this branch now serving as his elongated mustache

kateri-kenway:

Ezio stopped right in front of the screen against an invisible wall & this branch now serving as his elongated mustache

(via vieri-de-bitch-face)

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

(via whoneedsenglishanyway)