omfg the pebble and the penguin

I completely forgot about that movie’s existence, but I used to watch that movie all the time when I was a kid

how did I stand it, it’s such a stupid movie

An Incomplete List of Classic People I’ve Delivered Pizzas To

tybaar:

The last time I talked about my job delivering pizzas, I went over some unique individuals that left a lasting impression.

This time however, I’d like to go over some classic archetypes I’ve encountered that all you other delivery kids in the biz are probably familiar with.  These are people and places I’ve delivered to that seem to fall into a recurring category and over time have been subconsciously cataloged.

They usually only hit one of the marks, but you can get stacking bonus points if they fall into multiple categories!  Most of them I’ve tried to keep specific to pizza delivery, but if you work retail you can probably spot a few crossovers.

Anyhoo, here are some repeat offenders that you will probably encounter if you’re a pizza delivery driver like me:

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did i just fail my psych assignment or

??????

i have the sudden and strong urge to crossdress

but alas, my boobs are too big and my hair is too long

and my parents would have a fuckin fit :(

oh i love when mother loses patience with me over my sitophobia

HOW DID I NOT REALISE THAT MAP WAS FLIPPED

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT

HOW

brother-dear:

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

It makes sense to me

(Source: jackle-app)

there is a ridiculous amount of shit we have to remember for psychology holy shit

(Source: neilcicierega)